Guess what’s not flattering? Gowns. Like, god.

Guess what’s not flattering?
Gowns.
Like, god.

Saturday Jun 2 @ 03:03pm with 2 notes


Can you blame me? IT WAS FREE.

Can you blame me?
IT WAS FREE.

Wednesday May 30 @ 07:50pm with 3 notes


DRINKIN’ MILK AT 10:30 AT NIGHT LIKE A BADASS.

DRINKIN’ MILK AT 10:30 AT NIGHT LIKE A BADASS.

Saturday May 26 @ 10:40pm with 0 notes


I LOOK LIKE A MANLY WHALE. Work ‘til 10.But maybe 7, because this is not ideal Lagoon weather. :3

I LOOK LIKE A MANLY WHALE.
Work ‘til 10.
But maybe 7, because this is not ideal Lagoon weather. :3

Saturday May 26 @ 04:03pm with 0 notes


WHY DO I NOT USE THIS MORE.

WHY DO I NOT USE THIS MORE.

Wednesday May 23 @ 09:28pm with 2 notes


Check out my scurry shirt.

Check out my scurry shirt.

Sunday May 20 @ 07:18pm with 1 note


(:

(:

Thursday May 17 @ 02:39pm with 1 note


I WOULDN’T WEAR PANTS THEY SAID. I’D LIE THEY SAID.SUCK MY DICK.

I WOULDN’T WEAR PANTS THEY SAID.
I’D LIE THEY SAID.
SUCK MY DICK.

Saturday May 12 @ 11:38pm with 4 notes


Ahoy.
Ragh. Fuck my uniform. I constantly look like a whale. 
I work until 10 again. Better get used to it now. It’s gonna be cold tonight.

Ahoy.

Ragh. Fuck my uniform. I constantly look like a whale.

I work until 10 again. Better get used to it now. It’s gonna be cold tonight.

Saturday May 12 @ 03:57pm with 0 notes


mykaylaleeann:

I’m not even sorry for this.

;)

mykaylaleeann:

I’m not even sorry for this.

;)

Friday May 11 @ 11:17pm with 1 note